The Only Reason to Visit Istanbul
๐ข๐ป ๐ง๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ถ๐ป ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ญ: Forget the Hagia Sofia, Blue Mosque, Bosphorus, Princes Islandsโ, Justinian's Cistern, Golden Horn, Galata Tower, Istiklal Street, Taksim Square, Salt Bae and all the other so-called must-see attractions in Istanbul, since 2010 there's been one reason and one reason only to visit this storied metropolis spanning Europe and Asia, yes, that's right, the glorious Trump Towers!!!
Not only are they the tallest buildings in the world, but they were built of more steel and glass than the next 10 largest buildings combined, theyโre the only manmade structure you can see from Jupiter, they boast an astounding 127% occupancy rate, theyโre home to a shopping mall housing the world's most luxurious brands, and have windows that most assuredly have not already been warped by the sun (despite what you think you see in the photos here - photos are fake news and you should never believe what you see or hear if it goes against your personal reality).
We'll leave the final word on the matter to the man universally regarded at the 21st century's Shakespeare, the most successful businessman, politician, author, poet, game show host, amateur anthropologist and steak salesman in the history of mankind, the owner of the largest pair of hands and most luscious head of hair the good Lord has ever bestowed upon a man, Donald J Trump: "I have a little conflict of interest, because I have a major, major building in Istanbul ... Itโs called Trump Towers. Two towers, instead of one. Not the usual one, itโs two. And Iโve gotten to know Turkey very well."
