World's Greatest Scale
Lord knows we like to dabble in hyperbole as much as the next travelling muppet, but with the benefit of ample hindsight, we can sincerely say that this public scale outside a random all-night pharmacy in Sulaymaniyah, Kurdistan was one of the single most mesmerising, hypnotic, all-around glorious sights our eyes have ever borne witness too.
It was like coming across one of your favourite works of art in a museum and not being able to tear yourself away. Simply incredible. 11 October 2019 is a day that will forever be cherished in Curmudgeon lore.....