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Thanks to all 5555 folks who now follow us on that soul-sucking, society-fracturing, dopamine-dealing social network stolen by a psychopathic cyborg from his college dorm room at Harvard, which quite frankly no one actually likes using but only does because the feckless US government has allowed its parent company to gain a de facto monopoly through the so-called network effect, and then abuse its power at every turn to stifle any potential competition. If society were actually run with the long-term interests of the people in mind, this company would be nationalised and run like the utility that it has so clearly become.

So, now that our opinion on Facebook is clear, to show our appreciation having acquired 5555 followers there, we spent about 5 minutes putting together that ransom note looking graphic above. But in our defence Google Photos didn't turn up much to work with when we searched for "5" - there are definitely some good handwritten 5G protest signs in there somewhere.

From left to right these 5s came from:

  • the front of a fancy electronics shop in a fancy shopping mall in Minsk called 5th Element (or technically '5 ЭЛЕМЕНТ'),

  • an old poster in Malmö, Sweden advertising Copenhagen's Erotic World festival (which took place on 4-5-6 Oktober in some previous year),

  • a sign outside a school in Kuala Lumpur informing students that if their temperature is over 37.5° they get the day off, and

  • a decal on the side of some douchebag's Ferrari 522 that was parked in Piran, Slovenia as part of Ferrari Club Italia's noble tour attempting to prove to people that modern capitalism is broken beyond repair.

Anyway, thanks again to everyone who follows the page, and please feel free to share with anyone who you think might enjoy it, because the sooner we get to 6666 the sooner we can make another one of these ransom note beauties.....

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