Al Musk Laundry

Here at Curmudgeon HQ, we're not the biggest fans of that South African bloke with the moon-sized face and Mars-sized ego (mainly on account of his being an overrated phoney at best and a felonious fraudster at worst), but looks like his fanboys were right about him playing 5D chess and always being a bajillion moves ahead of us mere mortals.

With the company formerly known as Twitter now just a $44bn dumpster fire, Tesla's insanely inflated stock price on the verge of cratering back to a somewhat rational valuation and shareholder lawsuits attempting to claw back fiduciary duty breaching pay packages, it looks like everyone's favourite real life super villain has already made a strategic pivot and is now attempting to muscle his way into the extremely lucrative Saudi laundry industrial complex.

Or at least that was the first thought that crossed our mind when spotting this shop late last night in Jeddah, and is clearly the simplest, most reasonable explanation…. #OccamsRazor