I Shouldn't But I Will Day

We know it's officially World Book Day, and have already posted about it - see the previous post if you like pieces of paper with words printed on them bound together - but here at Curmudgeon HQ, 23 April will always be known as I Shouldn't But I Will Day, because it's when we first came across this objectively terrible life philosophy one fateful night when we were actually trying to be responsible in Beirut back in 2016, which we nevertheless seem to devoutly adhere to to this day, at least on some subconscious level....