The Malaysian government has officially locked things down again, issuing a bunch of vague and contradictory restrictions that no one seems to really understand.

Last night we spotted what may very well be the perfect toy for 2020. Perhaps even more surprising is that a Google search for "cute vomiting" returned 146,000 results.

The best thing about this car is the fact that it's parked directly outside the largest Freemason Lodge in Malaysia. Surely that can't be a coincidence, right?

Apropos of absolutely nothing, we're going to repost the photo of this truck we saw in an industrial park in Kuala Lumpur back in June...... #letthemdrinkbleach #irony

Malaysia seems to have a different public holiday every week, which is all right by us. We might be homeless, unemployed Covid refugees with one day blending imperceptibly into the next, but we still appreciate a good excuse to put our feet up and take it easy.

Our last minute decision to fly halfway around the world to spend indefinite lockdown time in Malaysia was already on the very shortlist of the best decisions we've ever made. And now that we've lucked into living steps from the water on a quiet 2km stretch of beach on a practically empty tropical island in the South China Sea, it's a clear frontrunner.