Wait, wasn't Aunt Jemima - that wonderful old Mammy from our childhood of subconscious social conditioning - discontinued last year, because Corporate America realised that overt racism might finally start hitting profits? Yeah, that's what we thought too….

Malaysia seems to have a different public holiday every week, which is all right by us. We might be homeless, unemployed Covid refugees with one day blending imperceptibly into the next, but we still appreciate a good excuse to put our feet up and take it easy.