Even born again neo-Luddites like us find this amusing…..

Lord knows we like to dabble in hyperbole as much as the next travelling muppet, but with the benefit of ample hindsight, we can sincerely say that this public scale….

The Malaysian government has officially locked things down again, issuing a bunch of vague and contradictory restrictions that no one seems to really understand.

Last night we spotted what may very well be the perfect toy for 2020. Perhaps even more surprising is that a Google search for "cute vomiting" returned 146,000 results.

The best thing about this car is the fact that it's parked directly outside the largest Freemason Lodge in Malaysia. Surely that can't be a coincidence, right?

Airlines are already scrapping their 'flights to nowhere' after getting blow back from environmentalists. And this despite having the ghost flights sell out in a matter of minutes.

Apropos of absolutely nothing, we're going to repost the photo of this truck we saw in an industrial park in Kuala Lumpur back in June...... #letthemdrinkbleach #irony

If the clip we posted last week isn't the best tourism promo ever made, then surely this one must be. It's truly the Lebron James of tourism promos. We'll let the guy who made it explain again:

This guy joined the prestigious 27 Club on this date 50 years ago, becoming one of its earliest and most famous members. Definitely a trendsetter! Fun fact: If he were still alive today he'd be the same age as Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, and exactly 50 years younger than Bob Dylan.

Some objectively wonderful tourism news from the land where we still pay taxes every month! Move over Venus de Milo, David and Mannekin Pis, someone's about to steal your thunder..... #slovenastan #fireproof #melania #bebest

Malaysia seems to have a different public holiday every week, which is all right by us. We might be homeless, unemployed Covid refugees with one day blending imperceptibly into the next, but we still appreciate a good excuse to put our feet up and take it easy.